so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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