Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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