Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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