Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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