Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Randomize
