watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm too high and old for this...
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