did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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