That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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