finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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