i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
