Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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