we're blogging at a bar
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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