another moral hangover. fuck.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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