office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
