What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
what is it with giant penises always finding me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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