She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
