sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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