Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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