Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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