Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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