is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Randomize
