The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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