Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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