It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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