Don't you send me to vm
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Randomize
