i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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