no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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