My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
