hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize
