Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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