I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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