He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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