this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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