So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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