I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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