We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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