we have officially lost it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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