I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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