Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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