And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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