belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me too!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The ass gains better be worth it
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