is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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