You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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