Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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