I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
