I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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