Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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