is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
