i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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