How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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