is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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