I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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