This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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