just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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