I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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